Utterly pointless rambling - Not to be read by those who do not understand the concepts of parody, sarcasm, mimicry and the hotness of hot hotitty slash! Now see if you took that last bit seriously then you are a stunning example of 'not suited to this'

HIATUS/UPFORGRABS It’s the end of 5th year, a depressed Harry allows himself to partake in something he would never have condoned. Too ashamed to see his friends, too jaded and scared about his fate in the wizarding world – he ran.

Because like I didn't have enough crack fics... Anyway, this is more of a vocab/writing challenge then anything - but it's fun /damn hard and everyone is welcome to join in - Hurrah! Now with slash and language warnings!

In every HP book there seems to come that moment where you think, if the stupid idiot had just done 'thing', then it could all have ended merrily. This is a list of 7 of those moments.

Part 2 of 'The Unforgiven', this is a tragedy but better a tragedy then a travesty right? I will have my kick-asre leader John with a side of Jedikiah hurt/comfort if I so have to write it myself and ignore the show. Update: Having now actually seen the finale - it totally surpassed my wildest expectations, kudos to the writers for restoring my faith in Johnmanity! :D

When Roger was getting the stuffing kicked out of him in the lair, and John was having his Astrid-bourne epiphany... this is where I thought they were going. I was wrong. This is still awesome though with BAMF leader John returning to save the day.

Draco has a little secret... but a wolf cub won't stay little for very long... Warning, story contains warning requiring stuff - like language, death and uncertain levels of peadophilia...

“Wake up you great lump – or die properly, now there’s an idea” “I hope you’re enjoying this Tommie, when I wake up I. will. Piss. On. Your. Corpse. then we’ll see who gets the last laugh shall we?” AU...

Having a go at those sibling story cliche's etc that drive me mad. No offence intended, I prefer to call it a harsh suggestion.

Classic 'kidnapped, goes dark' Cons: my first fic, more cliches then you can poke a stick at, short. Pros: Complete, original twists, above average for the genre, and I write in English :D

Parody of some couples and it rhymes! So i got bored...Rated for language and sexual language kiddies reference to slash, if that's intolerable for you then don't read.