Draco and Ron are stuck in an office at the Ministry, seeking cover from a barrage of spells from their business partner Hermione. FOWL has made a fortune from giving wizards a taste of Muggle technology – if only its founders were equally successful in their personal lives...

Draco finally brings a girlfriend home to meet his mother. Unfortunately, it's the wrong one. He probably should have remembered no one, not even the Dark Lord, ever got the better of Narcissa.

Severus is waiting. Eagerly, at first; later on, impatience is replaced with horror as he watches Hermione fly straight into the trap set by the Muggle-Born Eradication Task Force. Powerless to do anything to save her, all he can do is to bear witness to her downfall.

Hogwarts has become unstuck in time. One could run into just about anyone wandering the corridors...

The war never stopped; it merely paused for breath when Voldemort died. Draco never thought he would live to see thirty, never mind survive the war. Most of the time, he wonders why he even bothered. Then he remembers Hermione soaring in the air on a broom, racing against her own shadow in the moonlight. There are some things even Death cannot touch.

Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes have figured out how to turn back time – but they're doing it wrong. Unless someone steps in before it's too late, the whole fabric of the universe might tear apart. Luckily, Draco is on the case.

When all else fails, Hermione turns to books – in this instance, she needs some comfort reading to make up for her disastrous day so far. Running into Malfoy was not part of her plan, nor was world domination. Sometimes, these things just happen.

Beware of Slytherins, even if they're bearing gifts. Especially if they're bearing gifts, as Professor Granger finds out to her cost.

The best thing about being comforted by Draco is that he has no ulterior motives.

No one told Draco babies don't come with a manual.

Draco wants to hide her from the world, but nowhere is safe for Hermione Granger in the realm of the Dark Lord.

Any sensible young wizard would stay away from Narcissa Black. Lucius, however, always had more audacity than sense.

Draco can't help being afraid it will all be taken away from him, some day.

What did they think would happen when they let Draco loose in Muggle London? Really? Surely, someone should have seen this coming a mile away. It's hardly Draco's fault.

The future is a cold and lonely place. Narcissa and Severus conspire to make sure it doesn't happen.

Most people would baulk at going into the woods with a werewolf. Tonks makes inappropriate comments instead.

They say love isn't about what you say, it's what you do. If you see it that way, Hermione doesn't have any reason to complain.

Hermione knows there's a bright future waiting for them beyond the rubble of Hogwarts, she just can't figure out how to get there.

Being a Hufflepuff means you have to do things the hard way. It has its advantages, however...

Ron isn't stupid. He knows who Hermione is going out with, even if she's hiding it. And contrary to popular belief he's mature enough to respect that it's her choice. That doesn't mean he'll let her get away with keeping it secret, though...