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Mademoiselle Obvious

  • War War, Makes Folks Poor

    By Mademoiselle Obvious • Updated: 1 Mar 2019 • Published: 5 Mar 2007 • 1,358 words • 0 followers • Severus S. • Rating: T • Completed

    Severus contemplates life, death, and war in the midst of the Last Battle.

  • What They Didn't Tell Him

    By Mademoiselle Obvious • Updated: 3 Mar 2007 • Published: 23 Sep 2005 • 20 Chapters • 21,885 words • 0 followers • Romance/Drama • Harry P., Tom R. Jr. • Rating: T • Completed

    AU. What if there was more to the prophecy? What if everything Harry had come to believe in was untrue? VoldyHarry slash. FINALLY FINISHED.

  • Beauty and the Beast

    By Mademoiselle Obvious • Updated: 27 Jun 2006 • Published: 1 Oct 2005 • 7 Chapters • 8,943 words • 0 followers • Drama/Romance • Severus S., Harry P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    AU. Basically what the title says. It is the story of beauty and the beast, done Harry Potter style! Yes. SSHP slash!

  • Of Owls and Wizards

    By Mademoiselle Obvious • Updated: 26 Jun 2006 • Published: 26 Jun 2006 • 1,054 words • 0 followers • Drama • Harry P., Severus S. • Rating: T • Completed

    A drabble from the end of 'Of Mice and Men' done HP style. I kid you not. Features hickish!Draco.

  • The Grim

    By Mademoiselle Obvious • Updated: 1 May 2006 • Published: 1 May 2006 • 5,004 words • 0 followers • Drama/Suspense • Harry P., Severus S. • Rating: T • Completed

    Snarry. Harry gets a tattoo. A magical tattoo. Something...strange happens to it, and Harry must fight against it. That's right. Fight a tattoo.

  • Worms are Hermaphrodites

    By Mademoiselle Obvious • Updated: 14 Apr 2006 • Published: 14 Apr 2006 • 1,117 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P., Severus S. • Rating: T • Completed

    At the end of the last battle, two people meet and greet and take a seat. More stuff happens, and then there is an end. It is also Snarry, with some MPREG thrown in for good measure. Yay MPREG! No connection to the title at all.

  • Some Sorting Hat Songs

    By Mademoiselle Obvious • Updated: 24 Jan 2006 • Published: 24 Jan 2006 • 438 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • Completed

    Just a few poems I wrote for the Sorting Hat. There's only two, they're really short, and they are sonnets.

  • Harry Potter and the Towel of D00m

    By Mademoiselle Obvious • Updated: 29 Dec 2005 • Published: 29 Dec 2005 • 2,421 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Harry P., Albus D. • Rating: T • Completed

    OOCness. In this exciting story, Harry Potter must face his greatest rival yet: a towel. Will he persevere and come out unscathed? And what about Voldemort?

  • Pervy Old Man

    By Mademoiselle Obvious • Updated: 4 Nov 2005 • Published: 4 Nov 2005 • 1,081 words • 0 followers • Humor/Romance • Harry P., Severus S. • Rating: T • In Progress

    AU. SnapeHarry. Odd, creepy ficlet. Dumbledore invites Harry and Snape to a meeting in his office. Creepy ensues.

  • Soon

    By Mademoiselle Obvious • Updated: 27 Sep 2005 • Published: 27 Sep 2005 • 553 words • 0 followers • Angst • Harry P., Severus S. • Rating: T • In Progress

    ANGST ABOUNDS. I think. Just a little suicidal fic about Harry. Because we all love depressed Harry. Reference to SnapeHarry.

  • How Much is that Doggy in the Window

    By Mademoiselle Obvious • Updated: 9 Sep 2005 • Published: 9 Sep 2005 • 1,249 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Remus L., Sirius B. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Very AU. SiriusRemus. When Remus wanders into a pet store, he meets a mysterious black dog. Who is it! couh Really hard to figure out, neh?

  • Beauty Comes and Goes

    By Mademoiselle Obvious • Updated: 18 Aug 2005 • Published: 18 Aug 2005 • 759 words • 0 followers • Romance • Harry P., Severus S. • Rating: K • In Progress

    NOT LIKELY TO BE UPDATED.Yet another story where Harry becomes Snape's assistant. I can't think of anything to say about it... Eventual SnapeHarry.