The USS Missouri has its biggest mission yet: destroy the alien Mothership and detonate an alien-infested mountain. With the willingness to obey of the combined crew and the determination of the upstanding commander, what will the 70-year-old Battleship accomplish? My interpretation of the Mothership's destruction and Hopper's definition of The Art Of War.

"Tell me, mon petite Giry: how does it feel to lose your talent?" "S'il vous plait...let go...I...can't breathe..." "I'm not asking you to breathe, Marguerite...I'm asking you to dance." Meg suffers a concussion and cannot remember her ballet. The Phantom himself helps her reach into the vastness of her mind to reclaim her lost talent, finding a friend in someone least expected.

Bella and Kaylee, two self-inserts, are forced to journey with The Fellowship to retrieve their magical Parker Pen from a hogging steward of Gondor in order to get back home. Friends are made and weirdness ensues as the two relate their Monkey Business to the Fellowship and realise themselves through mental examination and gloriously proportionate blunders that make everyone laugh