Basically this is where I'm placing my old summaries from the last question of the profile fandom questions ("1 and 9 are in a happy relationship, until... etc. etc.") I didn't want to delete them completely, but I wanted to update the one on my profile, so I guess this is the home for my previous ones. Expect a whole lot of weirdness, humour and fandoms!

A typical night on which Wikus leaves a flower at Tania's door. However tonight the door is answered by someone completely unexpected to Wikus. Oneshot.

On general's orders the A-Team have to carry out a mission with the Oryx Squadron. Hannibal decides to put Murdock with the difficult Kruger to keep an eye on the mercenary... however it doesn't quite go to plan. Requested Oneshot.

Murdock's stuck in his hotel bathroom with no toilet paper. What can he do? Oneshot. Based on Sharlto Copley's improvised audition tape for the role of Murdock.