Comedy parody. This is how MoonlightWalks and I decided the Harry Potter books really ended. Surprise pairing inside, as well as FWHG. None of this is serious romance, so don't read if you want fluff. It's really funny, though. At least, we think so.

Hermione, Harry, and Ron are at Malfoy's Manor, and it's all of their nightmares come true. Torture, Voldemort, and enemies clashing. But what happens when Malfoy starts to blur those lines? [Non-DH-compliant, eventual HGxDM]

She's returned to help restore Hogwarts. He's returned to bask in his seclusion. But what happens when the two find themselves oddly curious? And what's this deal they've made?