Harry goes to Hogwarts with Albus Severus to complete his 7th year as well as provide moral support, but things are way different from when Harry was attending. Defense Against the Dark Arts class has been removed and classes are less interactive. Harry decides to teach them a lesson by first accessing the Deep Web. Inspired by "The Day I Hired a Hitman on Myself."

Have you ever wondered what this guy does at night after his superhero duties? Well, wonder no longer. You will laugh, cringe, and/or facedesk.

Have you ever wondered what this guy does in the morning before his superhero duties? Well, wonder no longer. You will laugh, cringe, and/or facedesk.

Firestar gives a warning that an even greater storm is coming, and Bramblestar realizes that ThunderClan needs strength in numbers if it is to survive, so he travels all over the world rescuing kittypets and recruiting them. When his search brings him to west Africa, he brings doom to the Clans and it gets worse from there. We also learn how StarClan influences warrior names.

Yugi has to give back all the prizes he won from the Duelist Kingdom and Battle City tournaments because he used the spirit from his Millennium Puzzle to fight his battles for him, and that counts as cheating. That means stealing his grandpa's soul, making Serenity blind again, robbing the hospital, and delivering the Egyptian God cards.

The toys' new owner is not a kid like they thought, but actually the animatronic with the same name, and they're taken with her to the grand reopening of Freddy Fazbear's. Each night the toys are forced to stay, the security guards are killed off one by one, and the toys grow increasingly distrustful and paranoid. Even tho I didn't put humor or parody, crackfic elements are present

Dovewing gets a job at the NSA which proves to be useful for her spying powers. When ThunderClan suspects something to be amiss, Dovewing and her coworkers invade the Clan since no one is supposed to know. Inspired by the South Park episode 'Let Go Let Gov'

The Combine have invaded Earth and after a friendship speech fails, Yami challenges them to a duel.

An unnecessarily confusing wild mass guessing that helps explain why Ash never ages as well as why he never seems to ever get any smarter. Also features a reference to the Lumiose City glitch.

Half Life 3 has finally been confirmed for a May 3014 release, but by then all the people who still care about what happens next are gone, except for Fry. He takes the game back to his time only to find himself in the middle of a massive game of keep away against gamer nerds who are passing the only copy around to play through it and spoiling every plot twist.

While at Pinkie Pie's high school graduation party, Twilight receives a premonition of disaster at the party, killing her friends. She successfully escapes along with her friends, but Death is still after them, so they all start dying in various ways. Then Twilight learns of very much the same bit of new mythology that Final Destination 5 adds and things become chaotic.

Misty gets a new swimsuit that looks so perfect on her that everyone is constantly ogling her, distracting Ash from being a Pokemon Master, and she grows increasingly uncomfortable. She enters a swimsuit competition and proves to be at an unfair advantage, and Ash unsuccessfully tries to stop it. Sort of inspired by the one banned episode with the swimsuit contest.

Elsa is called upon to use her magic to stop global warming. When a melting Olaf convinces her to tackle the task, her winter causes the January 2014 polar vortex in the United States. A school district sues Elsa for causing so many snow days, and she's stripped of her powers, which becomes a metaphorical hot potato. The students dream of a world without school.

Gordon upgrades DOG to look cuter, and he and Alyx forget their objective in favor of leisure activities. After being ambushed, Gordon joins the Combine just for the perks. G-Man warns of an enemy even the Combine fears, and just when it looks like the end of the world, there is a mysterious heroic counterpart to the Combine who can help them. Contains references to spoilers.