"Don't worry about tomorrow. We have here. We have now. And I need you."

...the story you were never told...It's INSANITY! With a plot! It really is just a nerdy story. We didn't pay any attention to keeping ANY of these characters in character. I mean, after all, it IS the story you were never told...

Art is bad at magic. She never went to Hogwarts as a student, too afraid that other students would make fun of her. Now she has another chance to see Hogwarts, but this time as its janitor. On her own, she finds strange, unexpected company in odd places.