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  • When Hogwarts is overrun by possums!

    When Harry, Ron and Hermione are woken at 4:30am by loud screeching noises, things get personal. hehehe DIE POSSUMS DIE! PG-for swearing. please R&R

  • Under Malfoy's Orders

    Malfoy tricks Hermione and puts her under a spell, forcing her to obey his every command. However, not everything goes according to plan... please R&R! Set in 6th year, written before HP6.

  • Scream

    As she ruined and mutilated her unblemished fair skin she felt a deep satisfaction. For once the pain on the outside could join the pain on the inside. Pain overriding pain. The pain kept her alive. [Be warned, this will take you for one hell of a ride!]

  • My Favourite Things

    An original song by Draco Malfoy. [Trust me, its hilarious!] [[Note: As a reviewer has so kindly pointed out to me, the actual song doesn't belong to me. What I meant was that the lyrics I invented belong to me.]]

  • Ginny's List

    Desperate, Ginny writes a list of ideas to make Harry love her. Harry Ron and Hermione are in for a lot of trouble! PG13 just to be on the safe side. R&R

  • The Potion That Went Wrong

    As a result of a potion spill, suddenly everyone in hogwarts has gone crazy with lust. Can Harry escape before its too late? And why are Harry and Ginny the only ones left in the school unaffected? PLEASE R&R

  • How To Get Rid Of Malfoy

    Harry's educational guide to getting rid of Malfoy. [ be afraid...be very afraid] please R&R

  • The Animal instincts Sweet

    Fred and George invent a new sweet for their joke shop. What happens when Harry, Ron and Hermione are the first to test it out! CHAPTER 3 NOW UP!

  • How to keep a pet ferret

    Trust me, this one is definently worth reading. Out of all my little comedies, this one has to be my favourite.