I, Jasmine Ravenwing, have been kicked out of Salem Witch's Institute. Well fine, I hated that stupid school anyway. Now I'm on way to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry, halfway around the world from my Alaskan home. My goals for this year: annoy my uptight cousin Lily Evans, avoid trouble (maybe), make friends of course, and avoid Mr. Pain-in-the-Ass aka Sirius Black.

Its their seventh year and the Head Boy and Girl have organized a Valentine's Day dance. All Lyra Malfoy wants is for her crush to ask her and all James Sirius Potter wants is to find his Gryffindor courage. Thankfully this pair has a Fairy Godmother in the form of the bossy part-Veela Dominique Weasley.

It's a daughter. Not a son. Not the Stallion Who Would Mount the World. AU!

Lily Evans was having a perfectly good Friday during her seventh year at Hogwarts, that is until Sirius Black came along with one of his many schemes. Now she's stuck in a cupboard with James Potter. Poor boy. And Sirius' reason for putting his best mate in danger? "It seemed like fun."