Custer, Jackson, Thompson: today was a good day to die, but not for Willy Wonka. Instead, from the ashes of despair, it was a day to be inspired. Rated M for the contemplation of suicide.

The Tortoise and the Hare: you've heard of them. Did the hare lose their famous race because he was a bad hare? Did the tortoise win their famous race because he was a good tortoise? Or did the tortoise win because he understood the nature of the race better? Can we say the same for Charlie Bucket? A look at the events of the 2005 movie from Charlie Bucket's point of view.

What upheaval—perhaps evil—would ensue if the Buckets, house and all, moved into the Chocolate Factory? What secrets would that stir up? Just what, let's see, would the damages be? AU/2005/Angst filled sequel to 'The Interview'. Enjoy!