Max has always loved dogs, so her mother finally gave in and got her a puppy — Fang. He was her best friend, but after a car accident Max is devastated thinking she has lost her best friend forever, only to gain something: a human Fang. Now she's on a quest to teach him how to use a fork and turn him back to the dog he once was before it's too late.

Grab some popcorn and a remote controller because five sentences in you'll probably want to change the channel. This is the one, the only, PUN WARS!

It was agonizing: The pain that etched across someone's body when ink began to hide the skin. It was excruciating: The fact that Max's parents wanted to meet me. And yet somehow I was dragged into another state only to kick up dust, cause the storm, and unleash the hurricane that was Max's parents with only my tattoos and piercings.

Cardio had always been a part of Iggy's daily routine. The girl with a ponytail longer than her arms was also a part of his routine. He would smirk, she would smile, and they would pass each other at a jog. A spark fluttered.

"Mommy, where's daddy?" Somewhere he'll never hurt you, he doesn't deserve you, stop bringing him up! She wanted to scream, but after all Fang was only a child, and some things were better left as lies when a child was only a child.

Fang is a teenage boy lost in the world of Tumblr and pink starbursts. Iggy is a teenage boy lost in the world of Marvel comics and pink starbursts. Do you see the problem at hand? Because they sure do.

Well, this story involves spirit animals, pie, Mike, Batch, pie, bets, pie, pain, injured manhood, pie, re-leech-inships, superman underwear, pie and if that's not enough for you to read it then nothing will be.

I looked up into her chocolate brown eyes. They swirled with pain, sorrow, and depression. All caused by yours truly. I hated hurting her, but I had selfishly put my needs before hers just like I did all the time. It was getting worse and I probably needed help, but getting help was admitting. And admitting meant losing Max.