Hermione always knew. It took Harry a little longer.

Hermione's Book of Monsters likes her.

Today is not normal. One shot.

Ficlets based in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, with an emphasis on the Iron Man and Avengers movies. Expect to see a lot of Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Natasha Romanoff, and appearances by others.

Harry suddenly has wings. It's not a good thing.

Before going to the East and West, respectively, the Elric brothers and Winry decide to take a trip to Milos. Unfortunately for them, Milos and Creta are still battling over Table City, and they get caught up in the war. What's worse, Creta has invented flying warships. Milos might still have the upper hand, though - they have dragons.

Tony's trying to give Pepper a gift. Spoilers for the end of the third Iron Man movie.

They have to share a bed. Unfortunately, the bed is in the heart of San Diego, during Comicon. Ooops.

Drunk Tony has questions about Superman.

Wendy's adult life is not what she expected. Warnings for domestic abuse/violence.

It was supposed to be a simple wedding. Too bad two heads of state want to attend. Implied Ed/Win.

Parker likes two men. There's nothing wrong with that, is there?

Alphonse shows up in Central City, much to Roy's surprise. Note: Pre-slash.

It's cold, and they need meat. Riza's going to get it. With or without Roy's help. Warnings: Mentions of animal butchering, hunting, and blood. Pre-canon.

Abby's willing to take the risk. Abby/Tim implied.

Ed's late, and everyone just wants him to leave. Note: This story deals with underage drug abuse and is considered a comedy.

Frasier hires an eminent dog trainer for Eddie. Which backfires.

Ferris Bueller never existed.

Harry buys Bob a copy of Twilight.

Getting a pair of wedding rings is harder than it looks.