You can't spell CTHULHU without C-U-L-T...Rated T for themes. Please read, review, and enjoy!

In AMNESIA: A MACHINE FOR PIGS, what caused Oswald Mandus to become a monster - only the Machine he built, or something more? Before the murders of his twin sons, or even the whisperings of a strange stone egg bored into his ears, even a consummate villain would say that "I was troubled WHEN I WAS A LADDY..." Most definitely rated T. Please R & R!

You know the drill: more hate mail for George Lucas, this time from the villains he created. Rated T.

In AMNESIA: A MACHINE FOR PIGS, why did Oswald Mandus kill his two sons, Edwin and Enoch? The answer lies with a peculiar stone egg they found in some ancient ruins of Mexico, mirroring the Earth's core: the egg of the world. Most definitely rated T. Please R&R!

In which George Lucas answers fan mail - and hate mail - from several characters. Rated T.

In which George Lucas answers fan mail - and hate mail - from several characters. Oneshot. Rated T.

Oneshot. In the PC game AMNESIA: A MACHINE FOR PIGS, what if Oswald Mandus were presented with a choice in the final scene? Would he make a different one, and what would impact his decision? As Mandus' great Machine begs for its life, will our protagonist lose his - and for what purpose? Most definitely rated T.

I felt like writing something ridiculous today, so this is it. I HEART FINNICK is an expression of my personal motto: "Why Write Good When Stupid's Easier?" Trololol. Anyway, this piece of [EXPLETIVE DELETED] is rated T. Enjoy!