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  • We Can Be Three

    (2015 Video Game) When Hope decides to leave Deep Friah's for some place less near to Scrotus' infamous Gastown, she narrowly avoids a harrowing fate. But can she look for anything beyond survival? In the insane future of blood and sand, can it be possible for three to form a family? (Because the game's ending rejects a lot of its own themes and that's stupid).

  • Not Cute

    Everyone talks about how Ghost is so cute and goodhearted. Hornet knows better. Short One-shot.

  • Winter Flower

    Iris opened the door out of the training hall, and there was a sudden shriek and a thud. Iris looked up to see two people fallen over just outside the entrance to the temple. The young man in the blue suit was just picking himself up, groaning. He looked up at her, and Iris nearly had a heart attack. *Feenie?* Iris POV of Trials and Tribulations

  • A Friend in Need

    Tony Stark's hunt for the Mandarin takes him to Miami, but he's low on manpower. Jarvis makes a suggestion. Michael and company quickly realize they're in something a lot bigger than usual.

  • Massive Bluff

    As it happens, not everything is what it seems in the world of Mass Effect. The Prothean Beacon isn't quite what Shepard made it out to be, the Reapers aren't really the Reapers, and the Collectors DEFINITELY aren't the Collectors. John Shepard is still John Shepard, but not the one everyone thinks he is. Rating for some innuendo. AU.

  • Two Angry Men

    "So that's where I got my secret." "Huh. Gotta say, Bruce, I thought it was going to be an eastern mystic or a South American wise man." "Sorry to disappoint. Just a wisecracking US Marshal in a barn in the rain." US Marshal Raylan Givens finds his newest target, some government doctor from back east, to be a bit more challenging than his usual fare. Rating for language.

  • Recruitment Drive: Building a Better Future

    AU, pre-series. Simon Petrikov didn't know what to make of the strange, dark-haired dockworker, or the strange crown he bought from him. But he really doesn't know what to make of all these noisy, shouting men in suits that are having a gunfight in his artifacts gallery.

  • Recruitment Drive: Protective Custody

    Bryan Mills had known, when he killed the patriarch of the Hoxhas Gang, that there would be another reckoning. He just didn't expect it to come from a new global crime alliance with access to supervillains. But he also didn't expect to find new allies against these new enemies

  • Recruitment Drive: Broken

    It's just an ordinary day at the lumberjack camp for ex-profiler Jason Gideon, until a man in a suit shows up. But what does the world's most infamous agency want with a burned-and-out FBI behavioral analyst? Part of the "Recruitment Drive" Series.

  • Intentions

    "So Farim, about dwarf women..." "Oh, not you TOO." War in the North fic. On the road to Carn Dum, Eradan the Ranger cracks jokes with Farim the dwarf about their taste in women, much to the disgust of their elven companion. Rated for some innuendo.

  • Recruitment Drive: Blue Cross, Blue SHIELD

    House, still on the run from the authorities, is visiting an old friend at the cemetery when a polite girl with a British accent shows up with a whole new world of possibility. Part of the "Recruitment Drive" series.

  • Recruitment Drive: Shadow Partners

    Liz is still getting used to her new alliance with Red, settling into her new life as a fugitive. Then she walks in on Red talking to a middle-aged unassuming man in a suit, and it suddenly seems as if there still might be a way for her to serve the angels. Part of the "Recruitment Drive" Series.

  • Recruitment Drive: Job Offer

    Alt title: "Burn Agents." Michael is pulled out of retirement and onto a plane with a strange man who wants to offer him a job. The Organization was just one head, the man says-Hydra has plenty more. SHIELD needs Michael's help, and his friends' too. Part of the "Recruitment Drive" series.

  • Variations on the Death (and Life) of Coulson

    Previously "Fury's Good Eye." Reactions from different members of the MCU on Coulson's "resurrection." NEW:Variations. 7 Ways Coulson Might Have Died and 1 Way He Did.

  • Recruitment Drive: Action Figures

    The final story in the Recruitment Drive series! (By me, anyway) Coulson and co find the chair used to prepare the Winter Soldier, but something about it strikes Root as very familiar. What follows is a trip to a dark belly of a forgotten industry-one that certain people will kill to keep forgotten. Mega crossover, also involves Person of Interest and Much Ado About Nothing.

  • Presenting: May's Family

    Skye, Simmons and Tripp are swapping family stories on the Bus. Coulson unexpectedly contributes the story of May's Mother.

  • Mysterious Mynds

    "Stressed out?" Hotch's voice was dangerous. "I've got a hundred possible homicides, a vast cult-like network, and two agents who just vanished in front of me. Yeah, I'm stressed out." As the BAU team embarks on possibly its biggest and definitely its strangest case yet, an old friend will resurface and two team members will find themselves stranded in a bizarre world. JJ/Reid.

  • Recruitment Drive: Kid's Stuff

    "So, about those kids we met..." Skye started. "No." Coulson answered immediately. The team goes in to investigate rumors of a mad scientist in what seems like a quiet, normal, midwestern town. But the children in the town quickly show themselves to be neither quiet nor normal.

  • Recruitment Drive: Making New Friends

    While on her deep-cover assignment, Annie comes back to the safehouse to find a mysterious man sitting in her main room-a wanted fugitive from the US government. What does he want? Just to be friends, he claims.

  • Recruitment Drive: Contingency Plans

    Hunt comes back to his safe house to find an old friend waiting for him. Hunt doesn't plan on joining SHIELD, but he does wonder if Coulson can offer some help to his son. A few days later, Beckett gets a call from May, who has some crucial info on Rick's disappearance, and also some words on Beckett's old Washington DC job.