One-shot. Bert's fingers are cold.

Dipper and Mabel start high school a year early. Mabel hands out stickers. Dipper plays chess. They meddle in each other's love lives and grow up without noticing it. Short snapshots from the future of Mabel's scrapbook.

Dipper always wanted to have twin telepathy. But not now. Oh God, not this time of the month. / One-shot. / Because I want to watch the world burn.

Twelve-year-old Dean takes the Impala for his first, er, rescue mission. Or, the beginning of a beautiful love story.

In the non-hallucinogenic, waking world of "The Sting", Bender takes the helm of the Planet Express ship and struggles to cope with the mortality of meatbags. Even if said "coping" involves stealing an internal organ or two.