What happened when Voldemort saw the U-No-Poo poster?

He knows it, the second he hits rock bottom. He's been waiting for it for almost as long as everyone has, and he almost welcomes it when it comes. Ironically enough—or maybe appropriately enough—Retribution plays the song that once belonged to him and to those he once called "brothers".

Due to popular demand, Roman Reigns decides to open his very own hair salon. Coming from the crazy world of WWE, though, he should have known he was in for a ride. Featuring Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose as his special projects; Adam Rose, Fandango, and Corey Graves as his hairdressers; and a few unexpected customers.

Dean and Roman wonder. Raw fallout fic. Thanks for making me write my first sad fic in like 10 years, Seth.

Sequel to Don't Go Breaking My Heart. James, Lily, Sirius, Nicole, and Remus have finally graduated from Hogwarts. They buy a house together and begin the search for jobs. Unexpected pets, annoying first years, bad hairdos, and book sales come their way

Draco is a new member of the Order. To his dismay, his first assignment involves protecting Potter. Worse, he'll be working with Hermione. What will come of this hilariously uneasy partnership? No slash,btw. DracoHermione

James and Lily are finally friends. But she STILL doesn't like him in that way. What hilarity and madness will ensue when James tries to use some oldfashioned courtship methods to win her heart? The sequel is up!

Remus is in love with Lily. But she only thinks of him as her best friend. When Lily gets into some trouble in Arithmancy, Remus agrees to tutor her every afternoon, and as they spend time together, will Remus be able to change Lily's heart? To Veda:Yes!

Lily and Sirius get together after James goes missing, but when he comes back into their lives, Lily must decide who she wants to stay with. Post Hogwarts (Slightly Meteor Garden 2-ish)