Harry reads the book Matilda. He can be smart, do math, and read books just like Matilda. Slowly, he lifts his finger and thinks one word - TILT! The glass of water tilts. He has telekinesis powers, and he's going to use them for good. Befuddled by the changes happening at Hogwarts, Harry's professors and friends have only one sentence to say. "What the heck just happened here?"

The Dursleys from canon were hardly normal. They treated their own nephew, an orphan, like a dirty slave. But what if they were on the other side of the 'abnormal' spectrum? What if they were abnormally smart? What if they did what they were supposed to do all along and care for the new child, much more than anything required them to? Featuring Smart!Kind!Dursleys. Gen.