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  • Press F5 to Fast-Flamel

    Harry Potter is yoinked from his home world, and ends up in a video game by accident. BvB duelists, armed cat rebels, fatal bouts of spontaneous nudity, and gaudy pieces of overly-talkative, homicidal, very-nearly-family heirlooms; there's a long list of obstacles he'll need to overcome to make his way home - or at least make it to the end of the next level.

  • The Monkey's Potty Potter Drabbles

    A collection of random short stories and drabbles set in the Harry Potter universe.

  • Lichcraft & Larceny

    Pureblood politics are rife with backstabbing and dirty dealings. Safer all round to stick with dungeon-delving: Just clobber monsters over the head, and nick their loot. Nice and simple, right? Of course, even though you don't care about politics, you may find that politics care very much about you. (AU, LiteralGrey!Harry)

  • The Boy-Who-Dungeon-Crawled

    Auror Captain Nymphadora Tonks and her rookie partner, Harry Potter, are about to get caught between a rock and a heart place. Even worse, the rock is a homicidal lump of glowing geology that calls itself a "Dungeon Core"... And the heart is another bloody Horcrux.