Cullens clash over Edward's new taste in music. Don't they know it's only Rock and Roll? Takes place in 1957. Warning: Spanking. Don't like, don't read.

In the same story 'verse as A Bit Injured. "By the time Carlisle walked his sons back to the house Esme had managed to get the little room dry and was feeling calm enough to feel sympathy for the boys, who by all accounts looked very soggy and pathetic." Warning: Mild Spanking. Don't like, don't read.

Edward has been spending a little too much time staring at Bella and not enough time staring at his homework. His parents will get him back on track... but not without a fight.

Today was a just another pit stop on the long, hard journey my kids took to find new and inventive ways to hurt themselves. And I, in turn, would have to find new and inventive first aid techniques. Warning: Spanking. Don't like, don't read.

Jasper is in a pinch over his newly acquired footwear. Can his brothers help him get out of trouble, or will he be forced to tell his parents the truth? Circa 1963. Warning: Spanking. Don't like, don't read.