HBP AU One-Shot. After a victorious Quidditch match, Hermione runs up to the boy’s dorm to pick up the butterbeer to celebrate. What she finds is a girl on the bed, waiting for Ron. An evening of heartbreak, friendship and heart-mending ensues.

FIN. Lily was not prepared to go to Hogwarts to live a life of gender bending and cross dressing just in order to be able to play a serious game of Quidditch. But that cute chaser James Potter just might make up for all of it...if he weren't such a jerk.

The Super Secret Chocolate Defence Against Pigheaded Boys Society

“Lily had a little lamb, Little lamb, Little lamb. Lily had a little lamb, Whose hair was black as coal! And everywhere that Lily went, the lamb was sure to go!” Damn it, Potter! Stop following me!