Set 5 years after the series. Kippernia's queen has been struck ill with a strange malady that no one seems to be able to cure, but as luck would have it, a unicorn has been spotted in the area. Jane and Gunther, with the prospect of early knighthood, are to join the other knights in search, but get more than they bargained for in the matter. Jane/Gunther with a little Jane/Jester.

Maybe it's true what they say... You'll never forget your first love. "Our dreams assured and we all will sleep well. ...Sleep well." - "Stolen" By Dashboard Confessional

A morbid parody of "Jingle Bells" with a "Jeepers Creepers" theme. Fun, yeah?

We only obsess over relationships we feel are unfinished. "Love's got nothing to do with it." One-sided David/Star... Sort of. Rated for language.

Somewhat AU: Takes place all during the year following the final Battle of Hogwarts. George is having serious difficulties dealing with Fred's death. Will Cassandra Orcal be his salvation or will their relationship crash and burn? More of summary inside