With one shot at getting a family, Harry was not about to bow meekly to Albus's orders which would destroy his chance forever, and so he flees Britain, cradling a baby under his heart. With this one act of defiance, years of plots, lies, and mistakes made by Headmaster Dumbledore begin to unravel and fall apart, and Harry begins to discover who he really is.

Random bits of small fic ideas that have floated through my head. Get ready for revamped HP blond jokes, weird slash pairings, bizarre alternate universes, and really anything else that I don't think will be expanded into full stories, yet still made it onto my computer. Rated M because eventually some chapters may contain some material that some consider objectionable.