Starfleet presents itself as a swashbuckling force for good in the popular media, but the truth is, behind all the glamor, it's mostly clerical work in space. Captain Harmony and the idiosyncratic crew of the USS Ennoia clean up the messes that blowhards like James T. Kirk leave behind.

by Astrid Larsen. Photography by Alec Larsen

Behold, a new Unclean One has been born! Praise her, and be filled with the life-giving light of mankind's glorious savior, Papa Nurgle.

Silent Hill draws in another victim, this time a Christian pastor. What's his dark secret? If he has any chance of finding redemption it won't come from religion, but from learning to accept himself and his sins.

In the grim darkness of Hogwarts, there is only lust. This is what you're here for, right?

Disgraced Daemon Sultan Barack Obama is sent to Tzeentch's gladiatorial games in order to prove himself in combat against another former president whose-name-must-not-be-spoken. Will the match be enough to placate Tzeentch's fury, and can Lady Gaga manage keep her panties unpooped? All that and more in this deplorable paean to parodic excess.

What might have happened if, right when she was on the edge, Queen Elsa had been given one last, little push...?

Mikhail is terrible at gathering food, and Zero, Dito, and Decadus spend a cold night in the Land of Mountains trying to make themselves warm. Rated M for Drakengard

Time is like a river - it's always repeating itself within the boundaries ordained by its banks. Heavy Rebellion spoilers!

High school junior Moya Winters discovers a side of her family that her father went to great lengths to hide from her. WARNING: Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross Giovanni rituals!

The Devil comes to collect on O'Hara's debt, but a not-so-friendly face intervenes. What will Scarlett decide when the only option is a choice between misery and pure evil?

When a less-than-reputable business "licenses" Abstergo's VR technology, the possibilites for a certain industry of early adopters become endless... An impoverished student at the University of Toronto gets roped into a world she never could have imagined, taken right from her own genes.

A short, sad little vignette about those who are drawn to the gods like moths to a flame. Another entry in my long line of very short stories so I can gauge interest in what series are actually popular for readers.

Child slavery, cruelty to animals, and unjustifiably gratuitous adult themes; it must be another day in the Harrypotterverse!

The British government loses control of a military experiment, and it threatens the safety of everyone at Hogwarts. Will Harry and his friends be able to put a stop to the runaways before something bad happens?