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  • Nora kills a bunch of everybody

    A story where Nora kills everybody for the reasons. My first fic to reach the double digits in chapters. Now an official Weiss Reacts featured fic. Thanks ElfCollaborator for featuring the fic, you large desk.

  • Green Iron Fist

    When Kuvira sneaks into Bolin's room at night, he quickly finds out that the Earth Kingdom isn't the only thing she conquers. (Not smut but still graphic)

  • The Last Heist

    Over the years, Kai has given up his selfish ways and is now a master airbender, has a home, and is with Jinora, the girl of his dreams. Life is almost perfect. Almost. The one thing missing is marriage to Jinora, but Kai doesn't have the money for a ring he feels is worthy of her. Kai promises himself that this is the last time he will ever steal again, but it's one time too many.

  • Kai and Jinora, Light as Air

    Jinora's interest in Kai continues to grow as they spend time together. Kai is always there when Jinora is feeling down, or in need of some fun and distraction. But their relationship comes under fire by something more difficult than any airbender test. Tenzin's disapproval. Tenzin tries to push Kai into quitting. For my friend, Mariam, may her soul get run over by this ship.

  • Green Madness

    Ever since Soul got infected by the black blood, the ogre of madness inside him has been evolving. When he and Maka fight Giriko, a fight impossible for them to win, the ogre inside takes advantage of Maka. Will Maka ever be able to see Soul the same way again with this new madness inside both of them?

  • Lapis Landfall

    Lapis Lazuli decides to give Earth a chance. She can get along great with Connie and the other Beach City citizens, and help train Steven, but can the gems trust her enough for a mission? Trigger Warning: Themes

  • No Brakes on the Smut Train

    A lemon powered train traveling through Mountain Glenn's underground isn't the only thing going at high speed. "Pairings" not listed: Weiss/White Fang Lieutenant, Ruby/Oobleck. Why? Because I can. Edit: Recontinued due to semi popular demand and encouragement/coercion! Credit to God Emperor Penguin for minor editing help. Edit2: Trigger warning for you crybabies: it gets kinda dark

  • Trundle Plots a Course

    Trundle goes magical dates with all the Freljord ladies and all the not Freljord ladies even though he's a greasy troll. The Freljord is cold but Trundle brings the heat. Trundle is troll, so this actually is a "trollfic". Bon queso huehuehuehue

  • Shopkeeper Shenanigans

    On the day before the important Demacia vs. Noxus match, the Riot removes the Deathfire Grasp leading the shopkeepers to catch bronzitis from enraged summoners. With no other choice, they have their idiot nephews fill in for the day. For Valoran's sake, pray that they don't screw up too bad.

  • A Shaggy Faunus Story

    A new boy from Atlas transfers to Beacon, and immediately hits it off with Velvet. Weiss becomes jealous, believing that she and the new arrival would make the perfect couple, and with Yang's support, she makes her move. This is a feghoot (don't look it up now), a real abstract kind of joke. I wish for your suffering. If you like these kind of jokes, come right in you masochist.

  • A New Tail

    In order to help humans and demons live together peacefully, Lucifer sends his daughter from America to become a transfer student at the True Cross Academy. She gets into a fake sticky situation with her new classmates and Koneko becomes a real Butthead. Yes, it's lemon scented. Note the rating.

  • How About Some Drinx?

    Draven needs more attention so he gets a girlfriend with no boobs so that he gets all the attention but then things get out of legs.

  • Witch is Rich

    A one shot about a love triangle between Kim, Ox, and Jacqueline. Small amounts of smut. Enjoy.

  • Syndra and Tumblr, Dashcon Debut

    Tumblr, the personified website, and she and Syndra have the perfect opportunity to bond and fight against oppression (both real and imaginary) at a convention thrown in Tumblr's honor, a fan funded get together known as Dashcon. Thanks DoctorThracks for the inspiration. I wanted to write a joke about Dashcon, and she told me that Syndra would be perfect for making ballpit jokes.

  • Frozen Vegetables

    In this thrilling AU Hans conquers the kingdom and Elsa must use the power of nutrition and Larry Boy to stop him. Larry Boy develops feelings for Elsa and they cement their love with a nuclear pun holocaust.

  • Dark Soles

    Death the Kid is having problems with his even stevens again and lands in the ER as Patty and Liz continue to be useless. Meanwhile, Tsubaki and Maka express their true feelings for eachother with spaghetti as Soul Eater and Black Star eat german shoes.