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  • The Good Found There

    Wirt philosophizes while walking through the woods. Done for the Writer's Month prompt "Forest."

  • The Tale of the Three Potters

    Harry reads his children "The Tale of the Three Brothers." They're not impressed. Done for the Writer's Month 2022 prompt "A Story Told Through Generations."

  • A Howler from Hogsmeade

    Isn't it usually the parents who send their children a Howler? Drabble, written for the Writer's Month prompt "Sound."

  • Sand and Spirituality

    Tenzin should be working on his meditation. Instead, his father drags him to Ember Island to build sand palaces. Done for the Writer's Month 2022 prompt "Beach Episode."

  • The Fall and Rise of Yun

    AU. Yun doesn't kill anyone in the mining town. Fate rewards this restraint with a found family of Air Nomads.

  • The Night After the Apocalypse

    Bill Cipher has been defeated, Weirdmageddon is over, and Stan is well on his way to regaining his memories. Now onto a harder problem: falling asleep after all that. Written for Forduary 2022.

  • Out to Lunch

    Rangi just wants Yun to stop goofing around. Yun just wants a day off, but he'll settle for messing with Rangi. A late entry for Avatar Sunken Ships Week.

  • Fuzzy Pajamas

    It's a cold winter morning, and Ron is determined to have Hermione skip work. One-shot, post-series, pointless romantic fluff.

  • Quiet Magic

    Percy first met his future wife at the library. Of COURSE he met her at the library. Done for the Writer's Month prompt "Meet Cute."

  • Hate

    Snape hated Wormtail. Drabble, one-sided Snape/Lily.

  • Anything With Wizards

    A collection of stories about the "Total Drama" characters in a "Harry Potter" AU. Based on the Ask-Magical-Total-Drama blog on Tumblr. Newest story: At the beginning of first year, Noah doesn't really have any friends. Then he gets detention with two crazy girls.

  • Sibling's Rivalry

    After breaking his leg, Dib asks for Gaz's help to defeat Zim. Unfortunately, she's currently distracted with a rival of her own. One-shot, no pairings. A commission by Jazoijua, who owns the OC, with cover image by TheAlleyRat on Deviantart.

  • Five Times That the Weasleys Missed Percy

    ...And One Time That They Didn't Have to Anymore. Because all of the Weasleys, unfortunately, can use anger to cover up their pain. Rated for cursing, slight sexual references and character death. Canon compliant. Complete.

  • Breaking the Surface

    They can barely speak around each other. Heck, they can barely BREATHE around each other. You know, if Hugo had been saner, he probably wouldn't have gone looking for friends in the Hogwarts Lake. A fluffy, somewhat strange Hugo/OC friendship fic with canon-compliant merpeople. COMPLETE.

  • Marked for Life

    Draco took on the Dark Mark for his father; he wasn't thinking about what effect it would have on him if serving the Dark Lord turned out to be a mistake. He certainly wasn't thinking about the effect it would have on his son more than a decade later. One-shot.

  • Sodium Fluoride

    Seamus Finnigan has one tube of toothpaste, three semi-helpful friends and less than thirty minutes to complete his Muggle Studies assignment. He also has a distinct capacity for causing explosions. One-shot, done for the N.E.W.T.s Challenge.

  • Take Me Out to the Quod-Pitch

    In this week's "Daily Prophet" Sunday insert—the continuing controversy over Quodpot! Forget about national pride or safety; is the game actually entertaining? Quidditch correspondent Ginny Potter gives her two Knuts after taking her children to see a match. One-shot.

  • Underdog

    At age seven, Ron gets tricked into making a rather stupid bet on a Quidditch game. Apparently these "Chudley Cannons" never actually win. One-shot.

  • A Weasley Family Thanksgiving

    During Thanksgiving dinner, Fred just can't shake the feeling that something's not quite right. Rated for things you shouldn't discuss at your family meal. Crackfic.

  • James Learns to Apparate

    James S. Potter learns that Splinching is just one problem that underaged Apparation can cause. One-shot. Warning: This story is dumb.