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Voldemort, Neville, vaginal flashbacks, and a potholder. The quintessence of quality Harry Potter fanfiction. Some slurs are slurred, some tears are shed. Also, it's a oneshot. And screw you.
At a glance, the Weasleys are a poor - if very talented - magical family with a horrid case of the gingers. But if you look closer, you'll see there's much more to them than epic Quidditch skillz and mind-numbingly red hair. Rated T, but if that needs adjusting please inform me.
Ginny and Harry loved each other. It was a fact as solid as day and night, and everyone knew it. So you can imagine Ginny's outrage when she walked in on Harry and another man after twenty-five years of happy marriage. Oneshot. T for implied sexy-times.