Finally, Harry is off to Hogwarts, happy to get as far away from the Dursleys as possible. The only problem is that he had no idea how to find Platform Nine and Three Quarters. Fortunately, the parents of a bushy haired girl are there to help him find his way...

Random Short-stories, Oneshots, and Drabbles set (mostly) in Potterverse. Will probably lean towards humour/satire, but there could be some romance and adventure as well. Some crossovers with other fandoms should be expected. Not all the stories will focus on Harry, but when they do, expect Harmony pairing.

When Harry panics about finding a dance partner for the Yule Ball, McGonagall takes charge...

Finally, proof that Malfoy is up to no good, but why is Hermione hanging all over McLaggen at the end of Slughorn's party when she had been trying to get away from him earlier? And why is it making Harry angrier than he thought it would? Angry!Canon!Harry, Trigger Warning.

Why does Alex Russo hate crotchety old wizards? Harry and Hermione want to know! Rated M (R) for language but suitable for teens.

Frodo H.J. Baggins-Potter didn't live in a hole in the ground. He lived at #4 Privet Drive, a cozy little cottage in the village of Little Whinging in Surrey. He wasn't rich, he wasn't poor, but he lived comfortably with his kindly Uncle, Bilbo Baggins - who spent most of his days reading books and maps and smoking some of the finest pipeweeds from California and Amsterdam.

Harry has a question for Hermione and their American friend, Alex. (story renamed-previously known as 'Questions'). Rated T for very minor use of language. Rated R for discussion of Religion. :P

Plausible sequel to my Harmony shipper "How Harry Potter Should Have Ended?" fan-fic. The War is over. Harry and Hermione need a holiday and New York seems like a great place to begin a tour of the US. Will the Russos help or hinder them when vengeful Death Eaters come calling? Rated M for some sexual themes and violence, but suitable for older teens.

One-shot! Every Wednesday, Dumbledore has tea with an old friend. But even old friends can be very annoying. Harmony Canon

One-shot. All you really need to know is that Harry and Hermione are together and that it is shortly after the war.

Massively AU! Catgirl!Hermione, Metamorphmagus!Genderfluid!Harry(et). A horrible accident leaves 10 (almost 11) year old Hermione Granger in the hands of child-services. Unable to find a foster home, due to her "condition," Hermione is sent to a private institute where she meets a very unusual girl - a girl who is sometimes a boy - which can be a bit confusing at times.

In First Year, Harry realises early on that he has more in common with Hermione than Ron. Their friendship gradually blossoms into something more - something that Voldemort will come to regret - the Power he knows not. First through third year near canon, more AU from fourth year on.

Like the title says. :P This is a severely truncated T-rated version. See my profile to find the complete smutty story. FWB!Swingers!Harmony. This is the ORIGINAL "Neko"!Hermione/Metamorphmagus!Gender-Bending!Harry Multiple Partners story.

3rd book in series: Nazis, FBI profilers, Dragons, Secret Societies, Demon Smackdowns, and Hong Kong Triads! Occult murders in America lead our three young wizards on a globe spanning adventure PG-13 - R in later chapters for sex and violence. crossover and occult Easter Eggs galore.

Hermione has a problem after the disastrous outcome of her ingestion of the polyjuice potion during second year. The results of the potion are irreversible. How will her two best friends and the rest of Hogwarts react when they find out that she is likely to remain half-cat for the rest of her life? FURRY YIFF-LEMON

Massive Revision of my original (more or less) canon-compliant one-shot. The title speaks for itself. :P It is more than a year after the Wizard War and maybe a week after the Demon War which Harry and his friends brought to an end. Arthur has a very important question for Hermione and Harry. But he's not sure that he will like the answer.

Sequel to my fan-fic Harry Potter & the Wizards of Waverly Place: the Stone of Dreams. Harry and Hermione return to England after their holiday-that-went-wrong in New York-bringing back a new addition to their relationship: Alex Russo. Finally Hermione and Harry have some fun and put the war behind them. But McGonagall has plans for them... Rated M for sexual themes

In the wake of JK Rowling's recent revelations that she felt she might have made a mistake, and that Harry and Hermione were better suited than Ron and Hermione, I find myself agreeing wholeheartedly. Like most of my other fan-fics, this is an experiment of sorts. The goal is to see if Rowling could have "fixed" the romantic arcs in DH without disrupting the entire series.

What happens when the devastating fallout in the Muggle Community from the Wizard War makes the continuation of the Statute of Secrecy untenable? The new reluctant Minister of Magic Arthur Weasley finds his options limited. Reviews welcomed.