An answer to a challenge from the Teacher's Lounge: Yule Ball, year four. Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle are the Three Stooges. I extrapolated.

"Under the bludgeonings of chance, my head is bloody..." After seeing too many mistakes, Moody took matters into his own hands to make sure that Harry was properly prepared - by thinking outside of the box.

For all those writings that spill out which have no real place in my other stories.