What if the characters of Naruto suddenly found this website and read all of our stories? Of course they'll have something to say about it! Who wants to have themselves paired off with another guy or a snake transvestite? Sharpen your kunai and ready your shields, because the Narutoverse will be attacking soon! (A spin-off of Sariniste's Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors.) Parody.

The Kazekage's daughter was sent on a special mission to Konoha. However, she finds herself drawn to the enigmatic son of the Hokage and his strange family. She then starts questioning everything that she was taught to believe in. Why did her mother despise the Hokage's family? Why was she told to stay away? When love is on the line, can she really follow the rules to the end?

Long-time rivals Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke play a game – a game that somehow involved two unwitting victims to satisfy their bored, privileged lives. They say that revenge is a dish best served cold and they intended to make hell freeze over. In a game of intricate seduction and planned destruction, who ends up completely unscathed? Will there be a chance for redemption?