Over the course of a few days and a near forgotten birthday, Malcolm realizes that the poetic nature of "falling" in love is that you don't know you've fallen until you've already landed flat on your face. One shot. T for Tucker-Rated swearing.

Aftermath of the episode "Are We Not Men?" Picks up immediately after Roy goes to check on Jen, who's having a bit of a meltdown after her breakup with Mike. In the wake of comforting his friend, Roy thinks he realizes something else, and maybe Jen hints on sharing his feelings. One shot. Implied Jen/Roy fluffiness. T for mild swearing.

An alternate ending to Ib that never really happened, but probably could have.