Eren, Connie, Jean and Armin are going to form an elite boyband under the management of Erwin Smith. Their goal: to win glory and fangirls, and become the biggest hit in Japan. But it will not be an easy road. Can the boys become international sensations and top the charts, or will Eren be too distracted by superstar Levi on the way? Modern Japan AU.

The Inquisitor knows rumours about him and Dorian are spreading throughout Skyhold. Instead of addressing the problem up front and rationally, he decides to use Cole's mind reading abilities to find out what all the companions are truly thinking about him. It doesn't go well... (Crack. Lots and lots of crack.)