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Elise the Writing Desk

  • The Stupid Case of A Pepsi Can and A Lazy Idiot

    This is why you shouldn't litter, kids. Not because you have to care about environment, psh, no. Who cares about trees and rivers? No, no, it's the matter of life and death, son. A stupid Pepsi can will make you the shame of the world...once you litter it on a dead body. AU.

  • 7 Habits of The Socially Retarded Clockmaker

    Julius can make cute things with clock. And he loves, more than anything, crushing cute things with his sledge hammer. Alice, unfortunately, will save any cute things from her husband's insane hobby. Though, his manic obsession wasn't the only shenanigans Alice has to deal with. No matter how they tried to ignore each other, they couldn't just leave each other alone. AU.

  • Mood Swings

    Julius had to put up with a lot of things when Alice was entitled to be pregnant. Half of the time he had to dismiss the overly-excited neighboring Role-holders, but it was nothing compared to his wife's mood swings. A pregnant woman equals the entire set of Role Holders combined into one.

  • Ways of Breaking Up

    When Alice caught her boyfriend cheating, it was a painful blow to her pride. Things got weirder when her friends begin to give her ideas on breaking up with the most painful ways possible. Ranging from using the Imperius Curse to Game of Thrones Style. So which will it be, Alice? For some reason all of them ends with the death of the boyfriend... AU. A bit of Black x Alice.

  • Complex

    Dee and Dum don't see Alice as their sister. Vice versa. Actually, in the worst case that actually happened, Alice doesn't even see them as her brothers, let alone as men. People think the twins have sister complex. Alice has a complex with real people. This is such a complex story. If only she's not such a nerd, this romance won't be so complicated. AU.

  • Looking Forward

    To be free means to be yourself. What does it mean to be yourself? If you hate something, just say so. If you like something, you'll say so. That was when you're a child. It used to be so simple, right? Though you can't go on like that as you grow up. You're probably doing things you don't even care for. But believe; growing up doesn't mean you can't be free to find happiness. AU.

  • Gray's Cooking

    Moral lesson: if you live in the Clover Tower, then don't fall sick, or you might have to face the deadly assassin. No, not Gray Ringmarc. Rather; his cooking. Yes. Gray cooks to kill. That's how you do it in China town.

  • Notice Me Senpai!

    Alice is the kind and popular male senior in Caucus High. All junior girls are head over heels for him. It's like a race to get senpai noticing their feelings! And you know, girls are crazy. Oh! Will Alice senpai notice my feelings? Senpai, should I become a murderer using a churro to be with you? AU.

  • Curse Taker 24:7!

    It's like Dragon Ball, but instead of balls, Alice has to take 24 undead creatures and vengeful ghosts into her life to get a single wish of whatever she wants. Unfortunately, the closer she's reaching to 24 Curses, the more she considers making a wish to shut them up, since they won't stop proposing to be her husband. AU. Chapter 1: "The Curse of the Yuki Onna"

  • I Suck At Love

    Introducing my boyfriend, Pierce Villiers. The nagging free-loader crybaby. Why? Because God forbids me to act like a proper girlfriend. I'm completely okay with that. His mother asked me to break up with him? I'm completely OKAY with that. Why the hell did I even date him? I don't even know. I guess I just suck at love. AU

  • Slowly

    It's hard to love again, when the only way it's been; when the only love you know just walked away. That's how Alice feels. Blood is determined to change that, and he tries his best to move slowly, so slow that he can't take it anymore. AU

  • Welcome to the Mad Family!

    It's fun. Kidnap some faceless. Sometimes they come trying to find Alice. Put them in the dungeon. Night time period, let them escape. And then hunt them down like animals. Oh, and the best part, when they see Alice raising that knife like the good dog she is. Their expression of betrayal. Role Holders are just the best prey. OCs.

  • Pet Names

    A sweet, short rendezvous between our favorite amusement park owner and our beloved foreigner who had decided to stay. Alice and Gowland secretly mused over their given pet names from each other. Don't forget to brush your teeth, the sweetness might give you cavities.

  • This is Hell Kitchen

    You know, Clover Country is an ideal place to summon Satan. Why? Well I'll tell you why. You can drag Tweedle Dee and Dum, and take one Gray Ringmarc, add raw ingredients and give them cooking utensils. Let them do their thing, and Satan will ascend from the depths of Hell. And by 'their thing' I meant COOKING. God save us all.

  • The Real Leap to the Future

    Alice loves Julius and Ace, as much as Ace loves them, as much as Julius loves them. If the time passes, they might change. If possible, they wish to stay together forever. It's actually possible. Julius figured it out. And so he leaps to the future. /Rate for drugs, alcohols, self-hurting and death. AU.

  • Spirit Animal

    Well, Blood doesn't believe in superstition, neither does Alice. Though as usual, when it comes to Alice, he can't help but be curious of useless things. She can't be a rabbit, can't be a cat, a duck? Sounds good, but no. Does her spirit animal matches Blood's? Does it matter? It might, for a while. Love is crazy, give it to the Mad Hatter, and what can possibly happen?

  • How to Serenade Successfully

    Well Boris is hot and his voice is hot, he has a hundred percent chance of getting laid. Unfortunately he's crushing on someone a bit slow, and you know what they said, your brain stops working when you fall in love. Well, here's the trick: pick the lady-killer song. Though, really, Boris? Serenade? Who do you think you are? AU. Randomness. Bit OOC.

  • My Dear Sister!

    If this is a fairy tale, then Alice Liddell will be a nerdy, geeky and feisty princess. No, she's not trapped. She's in really good term with the dragon. However, to win the princess, one must prove to the dragon that his love is pure. Oh, and the dragon is actually her older sister with a terrifying sister complex, comparable to a dragon; Lorina Liddell. AU. AlicexAll. LorinaxOC.

  • Ugly

    A wounded kitten who can't offer anything but love, and a girl who saved his life unconditionally. An unlikely love, but there's nothing wrong with it. Thus, a cat's love creates this romance of emotional roller-coaster. Brace yourself for a journey of feels. AU.

  • Baby Mafioso!

    Three guys. One baby. Baby has a gun. Baby doesn't hesitate to use it. White was forced to take a baby girl named Alice from the Liddell Mafia. Obviously, he freaked out Black by bringing her home. Black then felt the obligation to shock Julius and forced him to partake in the impossible charade. How will these social retards take care a baby? One that can whoop out a gun too? AU