The Ministry of Magic just passed a Marriage Law to increase Magical Britain's population. The horror! Good thing Hermione has a plan. (AU. One-shot. Gen.)

After Lupin somehow ends up stranded in a tree the morning after his time of the month, an unexpected person helps him get down to safety. That doesn't make them friends.

What would really happen if a Slytherin Harry Potter became super independent, super powerful, and super dangerous, as narrated by his personal — and very grudging — minion, the marginally sane Violet Henry. Also features Snape, the world's worst mentor. (Dark!Harry, AU, dark comedy elements, no Harry/Snape.)

Hi there. All right? Good. Now that the introductions are over, sweetie pie, you should know that this is a dark comedy, action-adventure starring me, Killjest, the Deadpool-inspired (coughcoughripoffcough), magical, hilarious-yet-sociopathic, neighborhood not-a-hero who is just as likely to break the fourth wall as I am to break faces. You can call me Harry, though.

Voldemort started more than a war; he started 'rehabilitation centres'. This is the story of a survivor told in fragments.

Myrtle kept quiet about one thing, even in death. A promise is a promise. AU-ish. One-shot.