When a Muggle from the future discovers Hogwarts, she realizes she can't change time. So she decides to change some stubborn minds instead. HPDM slash, SSOC het, eventually. My first posted fic so any input is most appreciated. Will return reviews.

Written preHBP It's SSHP and the third generation at Hogwarts as seen through the eyes of the portrait of Salazar Slytherin who certainly has enough of his own problems. Rated for language.

PostDH and ever so slightly AU! Forget all about the DH epilogue. Harry returns to teach at Hogwarts only to find one very familiar Potions professor who only he can see. Friendship or SSHP? You pick.

An overdose of overdone HGSS plot cliches in nutty little nutshell of a parody because my goal in life is to make you to spit your tea all over your keyboard.