When Death tried to create something instead of destroying it he never thought he would gain two sons. Now he has two mortal children and finds himself the victim of one of Fate's pranks. Oh well, it could be worse...

Being left behind after Dudley's birthday party had not been what Harry wanted. And with a storm brewing he had no choice but to seek shelter in the building he had spent his day in: Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

A young basilisk befriends Harry before he even got his Hogwarts letter. How will this and the knowledge this magical snake brings change his future? -Hiatus-

There are always rumors. Some are just ridiculous but be careful. Some could turn out to be true. Like the one about the demon prefect and the dame student. Not slash. Oneshot.