Albus thinks of his love for Gellert, before, during, and after their duel. It's odd, isn't it? That those most willing to love should never receive it. Slash, ADGG, minor DH spoilers. Reviews welcomed!

When Hermione gets a less than satisfactory grade on her essay, it becomes obvious that her personal life is affecting her schoolwork, and it does not go unnoticed by Professor Snape. DH Spoilers, mentions of SSxLE.

"It's strange," Wilson airs after a long, companionable silence, "that so many of the stars aren't even there anymore. They've been dead for hundreds of years. We don't even know." House turns his golden marshmallow, inching it closer to the glowing embers. It's better than not being seen at all.

Harry and Ron are tired of Snape being a git. So they come up with the brilliant conclusion that he wouldn't be if he had a girlfriend, and decide to play matchmaker. There's a problem, though. Who would ever go out with their snarky Potions master?

Danielle Kensith, an obnoxious Slytherin with red hair and green eyes, wonders why her head of house seems to hate her. And why does he always stare at her like like? A story about growing up, first love, and all the things in between.

This is a parody of those crappy selfinserted Mary Sue stories we have all read. When two Mary Sues start to ruin the universe, a goth gurl from our world and a perfect DADA teacher, Snape and Dumbledore get two people also from our world to stop them.