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In which Hohenheim was drunk, Ed freaked out, Al snagged Hughes' camera and Envy really didn't want to be introduced in the first place.

The one where Lucy is protective and Natsu's passed out, Levy is bashful and Gajeel's a softie. Also, the betting ring has been rigged by a white cat, Erza and Lucy are in their monthly monster week, Mira is a bookie and Gray fools around with a sharpie.