Nearly 500 years of living will make anyone go crazy and want to die. John Solart knows that well, having been hoping to die for more than a hundred years now. Teaching those less gifted in the Dark Arts seemed like the only way out and now he waits for his students to come up with a way to kill his Dark Lord alter ego. Meanwhile the only thing to do is reminisce.

One year in Hogwarts Grace Lupin, daughter of Remus Lupin and Bellatrix Black, better known to some as Rapebaby, becomes the Head Girl. She has impeccable credentials, two years of Slytherin prefect duties behind her and the implicit trust of Albus Dumbledore. Less known is her 6 years worth of experience on pranking Hogwarts from the shadows of perfection. Sequel to A Black Comedy