Harry has no idea what's going on. His worldview has been turned upside down, he's apparently a wizard now, and there's a strange girl claiming to be his sister. And, well, since the universe seems to agree with her, Harry has no choice to go with the flow and enjoy the chaos. Better get some popcorn, Harry. This is going to be a long ride. OC. SI. Parody. M for maybe eventual sex.
It all started when Nymphadora Tonks recieved a strange letter. Now she's minioning for the Dark Lord, and to her horror, discovers that she actually likes it... Probably crack. Pseudo-SI.