Everything changed when Peter Pettigrew finally swallowed his nerve to talk to Dolores Umbridge, the lonely yet intelligent witch who spent most of her time in the library. A life full of certain happiness awaited the plucky young couple until Dolores lost everything.

Pretty much a collection of one-shots that don't make sense at the request of fanfiction writers who helped me! Thanks guys! *Swearing included*

Basically a few romantic stories written for a competition for the Facebook page '"So after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating" - Lee Jordan'... I decided to put them up here because why not Includes Percelope, Jilly and... Umbridge and Wormtail? I'll explain later XD

"I LOVE YOU, GODAMMIT, EVANS! LISTEN TO ME... Please..." She took a step back, shaking her head. The wind blew around her, cutting her skin. "This was all a game to you." Full summary inside *the words above was a preview, not a part of the summ.* R&R;

Set in the time of Tom Riddle, this story is about a girl named Virginia, her friends, family and Tom Riddle. Better summary inside. Read and review please! No flames please. OneShot.

"Don't touch my Moo-Bah!" "Your what?" Welcome to insane Marauderfied version of Finding Nemo. Multi-chaptered and DISCLAIMED. L/J Rated T, but is kinda leaning towards M for swearing.

Smoke unfurled at her feet as she fell into the scarlet and golden common room, shared by the Head Boy and Girl, both of whom belonged to Gryffindor house. "Where am I?" My first fanfic. Please be nice. XD JP/LE DISCLAIMED: I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER.

... Simple. Sirius decides to list all of the things not to do with James Potter, to give to 'the unfortunate woman who marry's him'. Bear with me! ROAR! Anyway, I'm not awesome at summaries, but give it a try? Spin off of Finding Moo-Bah. L/J

Heh. Random, fluffy one-shot. Please don't berate me, I thought of this and wrote at one o'clock in the morning during the last Summer holidays.