Hermione loses it after the Battle of Hogwarts. Unfortunately, she still had that time turner and she uses it, sending her back in time, a mystery for the denizens of Hogwarts, circa 1976. OC's are important. Please note, chapters 21-26 could be considered crossovers with JRR Tolkien's Return of the King. In for long haul, y'all.

Six years after the war was over, Hermione Granger was invited to be one of the May Queen's handmaidens, but she had to substitute in at the last moment. Severus Snape, experienced Lord Samhain casts off the deadwood of winter to play the Green Man. Join them as they celebrate the start of Summer and call on the powers of the Earth to help Wizarding Britain rebuild.

Any witch will tell you that retail therapy can work wonders, but when Severus Snape is maneuvered into a manufactured shopping mission by his colleagues, will he see the light?

How Severus Snape became a man who got all of the witches, thanks to Sirius Black and James Potter. This is a completed work, written as a gift for lipstickrose @ LiveJournal. She is an awesome beta and brit-picker. I didn't make her beta this, hopefully my prose has improved. Harry Potter and his world belong to JK Rowling, this is purely for entertainment.