My collection of random ideas & plot bunnies that don't really need a full story of their own. Also accepting writing prompts in the reviews.

Harry Potter's luck is so bad, it can't be described with anything but catastrophic. Permanently polyjuiced into a girl, turned into a horcrux and sent back in time, Harry tries to make the best of the situation. This story takes some common plot devices, tropes and cliches, but tries to handle them in a humoristic and self-aware manner. More of a crackfic than anything else.