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  • Mysterious Curses

    By whoturnedoutthelights • Updated: 1 Mar 2019 • Published: 20 Feb 2013 • 2 Chapters • 201 words • 0 followers • Rating: K • In Progress

    A series of challenges.

  • The Eve of the War

    By whoturnedoutthelights • Updated: 26 Feb 2015 • Published: 26 Feb 2015 • 1,573 words • 0 followers • Parody • Rating: T • Completed

    When Seamus Finnigan calls him a liar, Harry Potter makes a speech to the Gryffindor Common Room, Richard Burton style. One-shot which is going nowhere, except perhaps Harry Potter's Musical Version of the War of the Wizards, narrated by Alan Rickman. I would totally buy that, but alas, I am not good enough to write it. If one of you would, that would be excellent.

  • Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Connect

    By whoturnedoutthelights • Updated: 19 Feb 2015 • Published: 3 Jul 2014 • 9 Chapters • 35,968 words • 0 followers • Harry P. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Harry Potter, who has spent four years riding around on trains now has to deal with magical education. AU, diverges 1987, same universe as "The Scarred Man and the A Stock", covers First Year, or will do, when it's done. With Genius!Hermione, Hipster!Dumbledore, Has-A-Brain!Ron, Snape!Snape and even more trains than last time. No pairings, because they're 11, you stupid Muggles.

  • The Scarred Man and the A Stock

    By whoturnedoutthelights • Updated: 16 Jun 2014 • Published: 16 Jun 2014 • 1,086 words • 0 followers • Harry P., Albus D. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Albus Dumbledore meets a young Harry Potter on the East London Line. Inspired by a line from HBP, and also by Dumbledore's Tube Map scar - the tube is constantly changing! AU - diverges in mid-1987. Prequel to "Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Connect", home of London Underground!Harry and Hipster!Dumbledore.