Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.

A Memorable History of Magic, comprising all the parts you can remember from Binns and Bagshot, including 103 Goblin Rebellions, 5 Chocolate Frog Cards, and 2 Genuine Facts. A companion piece to "Magical Me," inspired by my 'Map of Magical Europe.'

UP FOR ADOPTION. In the Battle over Little Whinging, Hedwig died in her cage, struck down in a flash of green. But it doesn't take long for her to discover the truth: she's been given another chance to save herself and save her Harry. The real adventure has barely begun. (Now adopted by Kingtutgaming)

For a hundred years, the Doms held sway over the city of Illini. These days it was Dom Basilio's hand on the reins. But then the West Gate fell in a single night, and the next morning, Dom and his daughter must play host to an uninvited visitor. A novella in five acts, inspired by the Biblical story of Samson. ON HIATUS.

Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.

Points of divergence from the world envisioned by 'Magical Me.' This is a collection of the shorts and semi-random snippets that could have turned my self-insert fic into a very different sort of story. Episode 1: The April Fool's Day Omake.

More points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. These are those plot elements that, in the hands of a different author, could have driven the canon story-line right off the rails. An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 1: The Royal Wizard.

What is life like for a sentient hat? A first-person look inside the leathery brim, as Hogwart's famous Sorting Hat tells his side of the Harry Potter years. TO BE REWRITTEN.