Harry decides to sit with the Slytherins for lunch and slowly they become friends. Drabble series Part Crack fic, part serious.

When the safety of one's family is put at risk by a serial killing madman, it is not unusual for one to make plans to ensure the safety of one's family. This is, of course, what the Potters did when they discovered Voldemort had a vested interest in preventing their son's continuation of life. Canon Divergence

Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon realize that ignoring the Harry's Hogwarts letters isn't going to work. Thus leading Harry to arrive at Hogwarts unbiased. Slytherin! Harry