" I marched over to his tree with a grimace. Voice low enough to sound vaguely threatening, I peered up at him. 'Jack,' Jack blew a smoke ring. 'Mr. Student Council President,' " Ralph is the image of high school success. Ambitious, trustworthy, personable. He has friends, family, luxuries- everything anyone could ever want. Until Jack Merridew.

" 'Aren't you cold enough yet? ' he called from the porch. 'Come inside already.' Jack pouted. 'No.' "At last, snow reaches the UK! But perhaps Jack likes the cold a bit too much? Fluffy Jack/Ralph oneshot. Post-island AU.