This is a rewrite of Caexah's story, 'Narutos new path through life, with puppets'. Naruto is alone as a child, living a bleak life, until Sarutobi buys him a few puppets, unknowingly setting the whiskered blond on a new path through life. A path, that if the blond had any say, would not include being a ninja.

Life can become very complicated, very fast. I was simply chaperoning four kids to a Comic Con when I wound up in Equestria. Now, labeled as an enemy of the state, I must conquer both sides of this worlds veil in order to get home. . . hopefully. Written for The League of Humans Acting Villainous on FimFiction