Oliver has retired from professional quiddich and he's Regulus was only looking out for him when he dragged him into a satanic ritual and then onto the rock scene...uh oh... TheRealRitaSkeeter

Maggie Black has spent thirty six years excluded from the wizarding world as a squib, living a mundane existence as a social worker for Surrey county council. When she discovers that Voldemort and the boy-who-lived are technically related, she expertly manipulates the technicality. But can she face the possibility that her actions have resulted in chaos she cannot hope to control?

3rd story in the same mess/ creation of genius as How Oliver Wood saved the world. Oliver has been called in as the Hero that he is to represent five Weasley's against their parent's for the crime of naming children after house elves. Enjoy-Rita

Finally for the few that read it's predecessor "How Oliver Wood saved the world" comes the explanation as to How Oliver Wood gained a pack of Veela. Utter Crack Fic, Enjoy!-Rita

The Quiddich pitch is burning, "You can't cancel Quiddich!" And so Oliver Wood saved the wizarding world. Now with Spell Check.

Opening Feast September 1997- Now with added editing!

Sirius Black is described as a womaniser but it is never said what flings he had and who perhaps is the result of them. Introducing Emily Julia and Mark Sirius Black. NOTE please Rate and review