This is a parody of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. It contains materiel from both the movies and the books. Please read! Rated K plus for violence.

A Nazgul goes rogue and slightly berserk. A strange alliance makes things all the more ridiculous. Said strange alliance does not exist. I'm bad at summaries, but please read anyway!

Since Starwars was not-so-recently bought out by Disney, I decided to do this as a tribute to the originals before Disney makes its new movie(s). This is how Disney would have botched up the originals if they made them.

This is a story about a bad plothole found in Starwars. Why did no-one ask Palpatine how he was not killed by the Jedi if his life was really threatened?